Dwight Garner and Carlin Romano say all that needs to be said about Terry Eagleton's laboriously witty "Across the pond - an Englishman's View of America." One of many groanworthy examples:
“The British use the rather beautiful word ‘children’ far more often
than Americans do, who tend to prefer the ugly, demeaning monosyllable
‘kids.’ It is surprising that a nation so scrupulous about political
correctness should be content to regard its offspring as small smelly
goats. Perhaps portraits of the Virgin Mary with the child Jesus should
be renamed ‘Madonna and Kid.’ Clinics could specialize in kid
psychology. Wordsworth’s line ‘The Child is Father of the Man’ could be
rewritten as ‘The Kid is Old Man of the Guy.’”
